Statue of Creepy Guy Being Creepy, Roman Art discount Co.

I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what this guy is supposed to be doing because I don't want to look at him for too long. He is creepy as can be and you know, there's only so much I can deal with before I start to get concerned for my immortal soul or whatever. I think discount he's playing the saxophone, but it seems to unlikely. Saxophones aren't this creepy. How can it be a saxophone?

It's just a mystery we'll all have to live with, I guess.

This guy was made by the Roman Art Co., which closed in 1974, presumably because someone burnt the factory down to end a horrible curse.



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